Help! My Boyfriend's Brothers and Uncle Want Me and I Want Them Too

A girl has told a secret she carries about as she goes around having s*x with his boyfriend's brothers behind his back.

Dear readers,

 

My friends all tell me that I’m a terrible tart, but how can I help it if so many members of the same family find me irresistible? I’m currently working as a freelance masseuse, which gives me great flexibility to zip around in my car all day. I wait until my boyfriend goes to work before descending on his house and asking his brothers who fancies a quick rub down.

 

Let’s just say that I’m rarely disappointed!

 

In the past few weeks I’ve stroked, pummelled and oiled the dishiest of the bunch and all have been more than happy to pay for extras. In fact, his uncle has said he wants to make our arrangement a regular thing, for which he’s prepared to pay me handsomely. I only stick with my boyfriend because all the other male members of his family are so damn hot.

 

He’s one of five brothers all of whom still live in the family home. I also fancy his hunky dad and two bad-boy uncles who live next door. Going round to their place is like visiting Testosterone City.

 

The atmosphere is electric and I really get off on the craic and the banter. The problem is that my fella is the weakest link.

 

He’s boring and neglects me.

 

All he cares about is playing online computer games and slobbing out. He wears the same grubby clothes all the time and lives off delivered pizza and fizzy drinks. In contrast, his brothers are smoking hot. I suppose I should break up with him, but he gives me a good excuse to stay in touch with them.

 

Am I being a bitch? Am I playing a terrible game? Why shouldn’t I have a bit of fun? After all, I’m only young.