Hilarious! These Are 10 Ways Sinners Celebrate Easter in Nigeria

The Easter period has come and people are supposed to ponder on life as they celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ from the dead, however not everyone celebrates Easter as it should be.

Easter period, which is supposed to be a time when Christians truly celebrate the resurrection of Jesus, rather, they they engage in all sort of immoral acts such as scamming, womanizing, partying, clubbing and with the notion that they are celebrating the resurrection of Jesus Christ

 

Without wasting time, below are the ways sinners celebrate Easter.

 

1. Guys patronize Prostitutes 

 

It's very pathetic that during Easter period, some youths will save up their hard earned money and will squander it on prostitutes with the notion that they are celebrating the birth of Jesus Christ. In as much as I don't patronise these people, at least, I have friends who indulge in this silly and shameful act

 

2. They Drink Beer and smoke Indian hemp as merriment 

 

This is the time when beer palour normally record a large number of patronizers. You see various sinners devouring turkey with their left hands with turkey on their right hands at pepper soup joint cheesy 

 

3. Runs Girls Rendezvous at exotic places with Rich Men 

 

During this period, the demand for runs girls is usually on the increase, therefore, you will see them hovering at hotels, parties and shows just to attract interested and the best of chairmen cheesy 

 

4. Guys Invite their Girlfriends for sex 

 

This is how an average Nigerian guy celebrates Easter. They will invite their girlfriends for marathon sex. Some guys will use viagra prior to her arrival and by the time the lady refused to show up they will resort to masturbating so as to relief their erected joystick. 

 

5. They go to club house 

 

Another way sinners celebrate Easter is that they go to club, drink and dance their lives out from dusk till dawn

 

6. Thugs/Policemen create road blocks to collect money from car Owners 

 

This is usually common with thugs as well as policemen. You will see them barricade the roads and will not give way to vehicles unless they are being paid their Easter entitlement cheesy 

 

7. Ladies Scam Guys For Money 

 

Another way greedy ladies celebrate Easter is that they hide under the canopy of Easter celebration scamming men for money. Some are even ready to offer their kitty-cats as compensation

 

8. Fake Pastors Rob their members of their Tithes and Offering 

 

Fake pastors also celebrate Easter by scamming gullible church members, using Bible verses to scare them to sow into the church for the resurrection of Jesus after which they will load the money into their pockets and will be riding exotic cars. May God arrest these people using Jesus to scam

 

9. They celebrate their girlfriends instead of Jesus Christ 

 

Instead of them to upload the pictures of Jesus Christ, they will upload the pictures of their girlfriends adoring and heaping praises on her

 

10. Guys Womanize on social media 

 

I used to be guilty of this act before I gave my life to Jesus. During the period of Easter guys are usually found on social media e.g, nairaland, facebook, twitter and the likes, hunt for ladies to celebrate Easter with. 

 

- Tosyn2Much