Helmut Brammstein and his wife Elma Brammstein have allegedly given
birth to the only true descendent of Adolf Hitler, 72 years after the
death of the nazi dictator.
The German couple who are complete Nazi enthusiasts claim the wife,
28-year-old Elma Brammstein got pregnant with the frozen sperm of Adolf
Hitler, giving birth to Adolf Brammstein, 72 years after the death of
the Nazi ruler.
“The Nazis knew there would be numerous attempts against the Fuhrer’s life” explains Helmut Brammstein, the proud father.
“So they collected large quantities of the Fuhrer’s semen so that his
progeny could continue on after the Nazis won the war to spread the
Aryan race,” he explains. “Unfortunately, things didn’t play out as
expected” he admits, visibly bitter.
The couple readily admits they bought the sperm off an internet retailer specialized in Nazi paraphernalia.
“It is a great web site. You can buy World War II clothing,
weapons and all the speeches of Hitler and Goebbels are available on
high-definition DVDs.
“We were really surprised when we learned we were the first to
buy the semen of Hitler, I would’ve thought that would be their
best-seller. Hopefully that will change soon,” he adds positively.
The newborn
However, Microbiologist and fertility expert, Dr. Hans Fruttengart
at the University of Munich believes the couple are victims of a sick
and twisted internet fraud.
“It is clearly impossible that Hitler’s sperm has survived for so long and in suitable condition to fertilize healthy eggs,” he admits. “It is definitely sperm they have bought since the woman was impregnated, but whose sperm? We don’t know
"It is also clearly visible that the baby has blue eyes and
blond hair when Hitler did not show any convincing traits of an alleged
superior Aryan race with his brown hair and brown eyes.”
Reporters from the Stuttgart Herald repeatedly tried to contact the
owner of the internet website where the couple bought the sperm and
which is located in Russia, but no one was available for comments when
contacted by reporters.
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