Stiletto Surgery
Have you ever found yourself struggling to
fit into stilettos or other high heels because your feet don’t quite
conform to the shape of the shoe? Now there is a way to fix that, it’s
called the Stiletto (or Cinderella) Surgery. The surgery can be quite
painful as bunions are removed, toes are shaved to a shorter length, and
even fat is injected from other parts of the body into the bottom of
the foot.
For those that have a great insurance
policy, this isn’t considered to be a cosmetic procedure (although
that’s what you’d likely use it as), so it is actually covered in most
cases. It can be a bit scary to have your feet chopped in a few
different places, but that’s still not as scary as the price, which is
over five figures for both feet.
Eyeball Jewelry
Have you ever watched Japanese animation
(otherwise known as Anime)? One of the most noticeable parts of Anime is
the fact that every cartoon character has enormous eyes. Now you can
look just like one of these characters with a special pair of contacts
that makes your eyes look like they are about to pop out of your skull.
That’s a safe trend since many people wear contacts in general, but
there’s another eye-catching trend that can be downright dangerous.
Many people are getting jewelry in their
eyes (yes, in their eyes). This is known as eyeball jewelry. People have
actually paid thousands of dollars to have a piece of platinum jewelry
(that comes in different shapes) implanted under the outer coating of
their eyeball. If these people ever come to their senses that eyeball
jewelry wasn’t such a great idea, it’s going to be hard to remove.
Rainbow Beards
Women aren’t the only ones into dying hair
on parts of their body that normally wouldn’t be dyed. With beards in
fashion for men, some have been taking their beards to the next level
with bright colors, including blue, green and orange. Beards seem to be
popular with hipsters, but those that want to be mega hipsters opt for a
rainbow beard.
Dyed or No Eyebrows
If you want to stand out even farther
(which is the ultimate cry for attention), you can even accessorize your
beard. Some guys even add glitter and flowers into their beard, of
course they can only pull that look off if they work at a coffee shop or
a tattoo parlour. You better hope you can pour a mean cup of coffee or
create some sweet tats if you want a rainbow beard.
Dyed or No Eyebrows
Much like many of the other trends on this
list, this one goes against tradition. Some people obsess over their
eyebrows, wondering how they can make them less bushy and avoid the
dreaded uni-brow. Instead of worrying about which hair is pointing which
way, some people are now willing to wax off their eyebrows completely.
It’s no surprise that Lady Gaga was the biggest kick starter of the no
eyebrow trend, which certainly matches her weird personality.
There’s also a trend where you can make
your eyebrows a completely different color. Although a lot of people
have eyebrows that don’t match their hair, it usually doesn’t mean dying
your eyebrows hot pink. It really seems like people are getting into
dying every hair on their body these days, so imagine someone with pink
eyebrows, a rainbow beard, blue armpit hair and purple hair on their
head.
Facekini
The Facekini hasn’t caught on yet in North
America, but with it gaining steam in Asia, it is only a matter of time
before we see it in the United States and Canada. The Facekini looks
like the type of ski mask that someone would wear when they are about to
rob a bank, but these come in all sorts of bright and fashionable
colors.
The Facekini is best used for those that
get easily burned by the sun, but only in the face area (if that’s a
real thing). You can still breathe while you are wearing the Facekini,
but you run the risk of looking like you’re about to take some little
old lady’s purse on the beach. At least you won’t have to worry about
scalp peeling or putting that stinky lotion on your nose anymore when
you wear the Facekini.
Bagel Foreheads
The final trend on our list is probably
more baffling than getting platinum jewelry inserted into your eyeball
and getting point ears combined, if you can believe that. A doctor won’t
actually implant a bagel into your head, but it will sure look like it.
The surgery involves a saline circle (in the shape of a doughnut/bagel)
that is placed underneath the skin on the forehead.
We’re not sure who exactly finds this attractive, but it looks like you have a donut tumor sitting on the front of your brain. Fortunately, it isn’t a permanent procedure since it goes away in less than a day after the silicone absorbs into body, but whoever would want to spend a ton of money to have a temporary forehead implant might be certifiably insane.
We’re not sure who exactly finds this attractive, but it looks like you have a donut tumor sitting on the front of your brain. Fortunately, it isn’t a permanent procedure since it goes away in less than a day after the silicone absorbs into body, but whoever would want to spend a ton of money to have a temporary forehead implant might be certifiably insane.





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