Lol. Some hilarious job titles.

Saw this online and decided to share. Some of them are really rib cracking. Lolz

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NEW JOB TITLES:

*Gardener : Landscape Executive Officer (LEO)

*House Maid : House Upkeep Manager (HUM)

*Receptionist : Office Access Control Manager
(OACM)

*Typist : Printed Document Handler (PDH)

*Messenger : Business Communications Conveyor
Specialist
(BCCS)

*Window Cleaner : Transparent Wall Technician
(TWT)

*Temporary Teacher : Associate Tutor (AT)

*Tea Boy : Refreshment Specialist (RS

*Garbage Collector : Public Sanitation Engineer(PSE)

*Watchman : Theft Prevention & Surveillance Officer
(TPSO)

*Driver : Automobile Propulsion Specialist (APS)

*Cook : Gastrointestinal Nourishment Management
Executive
(GNMO)

*Barber: Dead Scalp Cells Removal Specialist (DSCRS)

Also, do Not Forget

*Runs girl: Temporary Spouse Replacement & Care-
Giving
Executive (TSRCE)

*Local Drunk: Alcohol Testing & Maintenance
Executive (ATME)

*Mechanic: Automotive Fault Tracing & Correction
Engineer
(AFTCE)

*Tailor: Couture Fabrication Specialist (CFS)

*Politician: Public Funds Diversion Expert (PFDE)

*Yahoo boy: International Wealth re-Distribution
Consultant
(IWDC).